- Told meeh I needed to gain 10-15lbs (Something about a 3pt system-face, ya know...t & a...I only had one pt supposedly...cry me a river)
- Said I was too cute (is it the Hello Kitty obsession???)
- Accused me of lying about my age ("Awww...you look like a baby"...well Mr. Senior Citizen...compared to you I am a BABY)
- He said I remind him of Cyndi Lauper (Uh...IDK)
Sooo I didn't know who Cyndi Lauper was...I mean I heard the whole "Time after Time" and "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" (My theme song btw...j/j) but after her remake of "True Colors" I decided to kinda hate her...but despite all that I've never seen her...well, until now...
Okay...I COMPLETELY take back the hating Cyndi Lauper thing...I'm actually low key in love with her random, quirky, unpredictable style which [like o-m-g] is rather reminiscent to mine. I love how that striped cardigan compliments the vintage dress. Loooves it...and the platinum blonde hair just tops it all off! CUUUTE. Ha. Sooo there you have it...the mystery is solved...thanks for the compliment, senior citizen pervy guy...but pleeease, for the love of God (and meeh) keep your train on the track and dismiss any and all thoughts of ever riding through my tunnell; ha-sorry for the train analogies but seriously...iim still reeeling... (Bitten pleather [never leather] jacket, Hello kitty tee, Black skinnies, purple zebra print bandanna, black and white high top Converse, fuschia beaded necklace, Downtown LA aviators, thin black belt, white triangle shaped bracelet from Wet Seal)